Bra Shopping - A Necessary Evil

I'm sure that women around the world have got simply horrific tales to tell about the experience of trying to squish body parts into those uncomfortable, awful little contraptions called bras (that NEVER seem to fit properly).

About my experiences with bra shopping, let me just say:

I HATE IT
I DESPISE IT
I LOATHE IT
I DETEST IT
I ABHOR IT

And let's just leave it at that.