Test Results In...

Well, I can officially say with 100% certainty, that if you eat Pepto Bismol tablets, you will be left with a thick pink coating on your tongue. If you go to bed without removing that coating, you will wake up with a thick black coating on your tongue. And even if you take the time to brush the coating off your tongue before going to bed, you will still be spitting up nasty-looking black stuff in the morning.

Somehow, I don't think I'll be buying Pepto Bismol tablets again any time soon.